Fuck your one garment that hangs conspicuously outside of the closet.
I bought bacon to make for breakfast and now I’m too excited to sleep.
US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.
Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”
funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me.
MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO
DID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING
MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL
F E A T U R E S
- lots of lots of tags
- tabbed tags!
R U L E S + O T H E R
- should know some html to edit
- to change colors, replace every occurrence #90cbd0
- don’t repost as your own
- please like/reblog if you use!
- i just copy and paste <li> through the end </li> for more tabs and make sure you add a new link to it up top (general, tv, etc)!
Message me if you need any help!
If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
edit // fixed color
Parks and Recreation + Avengers AU!! All credit to Alycia for showing me this post and giving me ideas! (my apologies for the length of this post - i wasn’t sure how to arrange it so it’d be readable!)
Get to know me meme — [3/5] favorite tv shows: The Almighty Johnsons
“Any chance you could put your pants on, be a pants-on god?”
TUESDAY 8/19: Ferguson PD presented a table full of fabricated evidence at this morning’s press conference - allegedly seized from protestors and stopped cars. The Colt 45 Molotov with a white bandana was the crowning glory, turns out you can’t even buy glass 40’s in Missouri. Stay classy, FPD
I seriously think white supremacist are coming in the area to frame the protesters, but it could just be the cops
Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.
It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder
You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better
this is the best smash up yet
Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.
this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix