apriki:

His username is Allison. His password is also Allison.

apriki:

His username is Allison. His password is also Allison.

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frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians
  • women

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Filippo Negroli (1510 - 1579)

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 Look at you! Glowing like a solar fire. You’re something special, Jim. You’re gonna rattle the stars, you are!

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photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

(via mon-beau-cheri)

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i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e:

envycamacho:

chrisidk:

distraction:

icy-brunette:

twodigits:

z-deschanel:

watch your fav disney movies :’D (will be redirected after 10-15 seconds)

1937 - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves1940 - Fantasia1940 - Pinocchio 1941 - Dumbo1941 - The Reluctant Dragon1942 - Bambi 1942 - Saludos Amigos 1943 - Victory Through Air Power 1945 - The Three Caballeros 1946 - Make Mine Music 1946 - Song of the South1947 - Fun and Fancy Free1948 - Melody Time1949 - The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad1950 - Cinderella 1951 - Alice in Wonderland 1953 - Peter Pan 1954 - 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 1955 - Lady and the Tramp 1957 - Old Yeller 1959 - Darby O’Gill and the Little People 1959 - Sleeping Beauty 1960 - Swiss Family Robinson 1961 - 101 Dalmatians 1963 - The Sword in the Stone 1964 - Mary Poppins 1965 - That Darn Cat 1967 - The Jungle Book1968 - The Love Bug 1970 - The Aristocats 1971 - Bedknobs and Broomsticks 1971 - The Million Dollar Duck 1973 - Robin Hood1974 - Herbie Rides Again 1977 - Pete’s Dragon 1977 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh1977 - The Rescuers1981 - The Fox and the Hound1982 - A Disney Christmas Gift 1985 - The Black Cauldron1986 - The Great Mouse Detective 1988 - Oliver & Company 1988 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1989 - The Little Mermaid 1990 - Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 1990 - The Rescuers Down Under 1991 - Beauty and the Beast1993 - The Nightmare Before Christmas1994 - Aladdin -The Return of Jafar 1994 - Aladdin1994 - The Lion King 1995 - A Goofy Movie1995 - Pocahontas 1995 - Toy Story1996 - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 1996 - James and the Giant Peach 1996 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1997 - Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas1997 - Hercules 1997 - Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure 1998 - A Bug’s Life1998 - Belle’s Magical World1998 - Mulan1998 - Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World1998 - The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride1999 - Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas1999 - Tarzan 1999 - Toy Story 21999 - Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving2000 - An Extremely Goofy Movie 2000 - Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins2000 - Dinosaur 2000 - Fantasia 20002000 - The Emperor’s New Groove2000 - The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea 2000 - The Tigger Movie2001 - Atlantis The Lost Empire2001 - Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure2001 - Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse 2001 - Monsters, Inc. 2002 - Cinderella II - Dreams Come True2002 - Lilo And Stitch 2002 - Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains2002 - Return to Never Land2002 - Tarzan & Jane2002 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame II2002 - Treasure Planet2002 - Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 2003 - 101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure 2003 - Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return 2003 - Brother Bear 2003 - Finding Nemo 2003 - Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time2003 - Piglet’s Big Movie 2003 - Stitch! The Movie 2003 - The Jungle Book 2 2004 - Home On The Range2004 - Kim Possible - The Villain Files 2004 - Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers 2004 - Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas 2004 - The Incredibles 2004 - The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata2004 - Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo2005 - Chicken Little2005 - Disney’s Christmas Favourites2005 - Kim Possible - So The Drama2005 - Kronk’s New Groove2005 - Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch 2005 - Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 2005 - Tarzan II 2006 - Bambi II 2006 - Brother Bear 2 2006 - Cars 2006 - Leroy & Stitch2006 - The Fox and the Hound 2 2007 - Cinderella III - A Twist in Time2007 - Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams2007 - Enchanted 2007 - Meet The Robinsons 2008 - Bolt 2008 - The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning 2008 - Tinker Bell 2008 - Wall-E 


did i just die and go to heaven?

for anon.

im sure ill need this sooner or later

all my favorite old movies! hopefully they’ll get 2009-2012 soon :’)

brings back memories :)

i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e:

envycamacho:

chrisidk:

distraction:

icy-brunette:

twodigits:

z-deschanel:

watch your fav disney movies :’D (will be redirected after 10-15 seconds)

1937 - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
1940 - Fantasia
1940 - Pinocchio 
1941 - Dumbo
1941 - The Reluctant Dragon
1942 - Bambi 
1942 - Saludos Amigos 
1943 - Victory Through Air Power 
1945 - The Three Caballeros 
1946 - Make Mine Music 
1946 - Song of the South
1947 - Fun and Fancy Free
1948 - Melody Time
1949 - The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
1950 - Cinderella 
1951 - Alice in Wonderland 
1953 - Peter Pan 
1954 - 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 
1955 - Lady and the Tramp 
1957 - Old Yeller 
1959 - Darby O’Gill and the Little People 
1959 - Sleeping Beauty 
1960 - Swiss Family Robinson 
1961 - 101 Dalmatians 
1963 - The Sword in the Stone 
1964 - Mary Poppins 
1965 - That Darn Cat 
1967 - The Jungle Book
1968 - The Love Bug 
1970 - The Aristocats 
1971 - Bedknobs and Broomsticks 
1971 - The Million Dollar Duck 
1973 - Robin Hood
1974 - Herbie Rides Again 
1977 - Pete’s Dragon 
1977 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
1977 - The Rescuers
1981 - The Fox and the Hound
1982 - A Disney Christmas Gift 
1985 - The Black Cauldron
1986 - The Great Mouse Detective 
1988 - Oliver & Company 
1988 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit 
1989 - The Little Mermaid 
1990 - Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp 
1990 - The Rescuers Down Under 
1991 - Beauty and the Beast
1993 - The Nightmare Before Christmas
1994 - Aladdin -The Return of Jafar 
1994 - Aladdin
1994 - The Lion King 
1995 - A Goofy Movie
1995 - Pocahontas 
1995 - Toy Story
1996 - Aladdin and the King of Thieves 
1996 - James and the Giant Peach 
1996 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame 
1997 - Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas
1997 - Hercules 
1997 - Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure 
1998 - A Bug’s Life
1998 - Belle’s Magical World
1998 - Mulan
1998 - Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World
1998 - The Lion King 2 - Simba’s Pride
1999 - Mickey’s Once Upon A Christmas
1999 - Tarzan 
1999 - Toy Story 2
1999 - Winnie The Pooh-Seasons of Giving
2000 - An Extremely Goofy Movie 
2000 - Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
2000 - Dinosaur 
2000 - Fantasia 2000
2000 - The Emperor’s New Groove
2000 - The Little Mermaid 2-Return to the Sea 
2000 - The Tigger Movie
2001 - Atlantis The Lost Empire
2001 - Lady And The Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure
2001 - Mickey’s Magical Christmas-Snowed In at the House of Mouse 
2001 - Monsters, Inc. 
2002 - Cinderella II - Dreams Come True
2002 - Lilo And Stitch 
2002 - Mickey’s House of Mouse - The Villains
2002 - Return to Never Land
2002 - Tarzan & Jane
2002 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
2002 - Treasure Planet
2002 - Winnie the Pooh-A Very Merry Pooh Year 
2003 - 101 Dalmatians 2 - Patch’s London Adventure 
2003 - Atlantis 2 Milo’s Return 
2003 - Brother Bear 
2003 - Finding Nemo 
2003 - Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
2003 - Piglet’s Big Movie 
2003 - Stitch! The Movie 
2003 - The Jungle Book 2 
2004 - Home On The Range
2004 - Kim Possible - The Villain Files 
2004 - Mickey Donald Goofy-The Three Musketeers 
2004 - Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas 
2004 - The Incredibles 
2004 - The Lion King 1-1.5 - Hakuna Matata
2004 - Winnie the Pooh - Springtime With Roo
2005 - Chicken Little
2005 - Disney’s Christmas Favourites
2005 - Kim Possible - So The Drama
2005 - Kronk’s New Groove
2005 - Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch 
2005 - Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 
2005 - Tarzan II 
2006 - Bambi II 
2006 - Brother Bear 2 
2006 - Cars 
2006 - Leroy & Stitch
2006 - The Fox and the Hound 2 
2007 - Cinderella III - A Twist in Time
2007 - Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
2007 - Enchanted 
2007 - Meet The Robinsons 
2008 - Bolt 
2008 - The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning 
2008 - Tinker Bell 
2008 - Wall-E 

did i just die and go to heaven?

for anon.

im sure ill need this sooner or later

all my favorite old movies! hopefully they’ll get 2009-2012 soon :’)

brings back memories :)

(Source: totallytransparent, via lil-lycanthrope)

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damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

(Source: natama-men, via skinofmetal)

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posted 9 hours ago (© natama-men)

'3D effect' tutorial 

photoshopsorcery:

How to make this in two easy steps!

image

1. Open the picture. Go to Image > Adjustments > Gradient Map and select the Grayscale Mapping as seen below. Once the picture has the gradient map, duplicate the layer. 

image

2. Right click on the duplicate layer and select ‘Blending Options’ (at the very top). A options box will pop up, do not change anything except for deselecting the Red channel (R). If you are unsure of the additional settings, have a look at this screenshot (x). Almost done! Click OK and select the Move Tool, using the arrow keys on your keyboard, move the layer left or right as much as you like to create the ‘3D effect’. Once you are happy with how it looks, right click and ‘Merge Visible’.  

image

Finished! Please like or reblog if you found this helpful :) 

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posted 11 hours ago (© photoshopsorcery)

3D Effect in Photoshop 

drqco:

image

First of all, I keep a lot of tutorials over here on my photoshop blog. It’s a collab with the lovely Claire, so if you want anymore tutorials send them there! This ones super easy and I’m going to be using a sherlock pre-cut out image.

image

If your image has a transparent background like mine does this is much easier. The white is a separate background layer.

image

Duplicate SHERLOCK twice. Move the first one over a little to the left using your arrow keys. Move the second one over the same distance to the right.

Now the first one, the one to the left, double click the layer to bring up the Layer Style page and make it look like this.

image

Now the other layer.

image

You’re done! You can add a background, edit the contrast and brightness if you need to, or add more effects.

image

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posted 12 hours ago (© drqco)

Don’t turn out the lights 
Kiss yourself goodnight cause there’s a killer 
And he’s coming after you 
Kiss yourself goodnight, tonight 
Cause there’s a killer and he’s coming after you 

(Source: misshainclaire, via crisargent)

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amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

image

this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

(via period-doritos)

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rynnay:

Just an easy trick I learned a few years ago that I thought I’d share. May not work 100% all the time, but works well for simple hand/arm placement.

(via idk-how-to-art)

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Do you ever do something really stupid and then later realize, “in some alternate universe, that was how I died.”

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true, there were side effects




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